This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
If I ever catch you doing that shit again with that soldering iron and the midwife's toaster, I'm going to go to the police and say,
Oi, that guys at that shit with the soldering iron and the midwife's toaster again
and they'll be like,
Right, we'll go down there with some gaffa tape a cavity block, a sledge hammer and a copy of Misery on DVD and show him that in court he will not have a leg to stand upon. Aha!
Seriously. I'll break your ankles. Leave the damn toaster alone.
Oi, that guys at that shit with the soldering iron and the midwife's toaster again
and they'll be like,
Right, we'll go down there with some gaffa tape a cavity block, a sledge hammer and a copy of Misery on DVD and show him that in court he will not have a leg to stand upon. Aha!
Seriously. I'll break your ankles. Leave the damn toaster alone.
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if only violence alone was gratuitous
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